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History to be made better later
Apr. 24th, 2019 12:50 am- Born... in a maternity hospital in Yokohama at a healthy 3203 grams.
- Also after a two month gestation period, surprise he's not fully human!
- Had tests done on him during his childhood, what with him not being fully human and all.
- At 13 his parents died "in an accident" (it wasn't an accident)
- Around this time his memories were messed with to make his early childhood difficult for him to remember.
- BTW at some in all this a big old wall sprouted up instantly out of a magical box from Mars that carved the country of Japan into three new countries.
- Grew up and became a professional fighter.
- Started dating a girl named Kasumi, very sweet girl, also very ill girl.
- Ruins his career by throwing a match in order to make some dirty money to afford treatment for his girlfriend.
- Girlfriend gets a tip that the sports ban on him can be lifted, if she sends him to a certain scientist's apartment.
- This was a lie, the scientist is dead, and Banjou is framed for murder.
- Banjou goes to jail, what with him being framed for murder and all.
- Banjou is then knocked out while in jail, and carted off to be experimented on in a secret lab.
- Banjou escapes the lab, and is picked up by genius handsome scientist, Sento Kiryuu.
- Sento agrees to help Banjou clear his name, but also prioritizes saving the lives of innocent people first, which honestly what's even with that?!
- Actually, it's pretty cool and Banjou eventually starts to grow as a person because of it.
- Also, you know that very sweet girlfriend Kasumi?
- Turned into a monster and forced to either be killed as a human or live forever as a monster, so... ouch.
- She dies.
- Banjou gets an item to remember her by, that once personal growth really sets in allows him to tap into Kamen Rider powers that let him also play superhero like Sento.
- Friend get also Misora and Sawa! Nice!
- Political shenanigans.
- Befriends Kazumi.
- Political shenanigans.
- An alien is trying to destroy the world, and surprise Banjou is connected to/a part of that alien.
- For awhile he's possessed, by the alien, then Sento is possessed by the alien and-- Look, just a lot of possession is going on, and this alien is an asshole.
- An asshole who is trying to literally destroy the world.
- ... Eventually gets really close to doing it.
- Wait, shit! Gentoku joins the Kamen Rider team in there too somewhere.
- Stops everyone from dying! By... destroying two worlds to create a new third one. That's the same thing as saving the world, right? We're gonna say that's definitely the same thing, please don't question it.
- Ends up being one of only two people in the new world to remember the old one. Sento is the other one, so now they're stuck together forever, so good thing ADVENTURES made them EXTREMELY MARRIED BEST BROS.
Shorten this bullshit for me!
OK, HERE IT IS. Banjou is a half boy half alien all hero mostly good boy who lost his girlfriend, but gained a best friend who he only squabbles with 75% of the time, and many other great friends who he... also squabbles with about the same amount. Also he helped save the world (depending on your definition), so that's pretty cool.
- Also after a two month gestation period, surprise he's not fully human!
- Had tests done on him during his childhood, what with him not being fully human and all.
- At 13 his parents died "in an accident" (it wasn't an accident)
- Around this time his memories were messed with to make his early childhood difficult for him to remember.
- BTW at some in all this a big old wall sprouted up instantly out of a magical box from Mars that carved the country of Japan into three new countries.
- Grew up and became a professional fighter.
- Started dating a girl named Kasumi, very sweet girl, also very ill girl.
- Ruins his career by throwing a match in order to make some dirty money to afford treatment for his girlfriend.
- Girlfriend gets a tip that the sports ban on him can be lifted, if she sends him to a certain scientist's apartment.
- This was a lie, the scientist is dead, and Banjou is framed for murder.
- Banjou goes to jail, what with him being framed for murder and all.
- Banjou is then knocked out while in jail, and carted off to be experimented on in a secret lab.
- Banjou escapes the lab, and is picked up by genius handsome scientist, Sento Kiryuu.
- Sento agrees to help Banjou clear his name, but also prioritizes saving the lives of innocent people first, which honestly what's even with that?!
- Actually, it's pretty cool and Banjou eventually starts to grow as a person because of it.
- Also, you know that very sweet girlfriend Kasumi?
- Turned into a monster and forced to either be killed as a human or live forever as a monster, so... ouch.
- She dies.
- Banjou gets an item to remember her by, that once personal growth really sets in allows him to tap into Kamen Rider powers that let him also play superhero like Sento.
- Friend get also Misora and Sawa! Nice!
- Political shenanigans.
- Befriends Kazumi.
- Political shenanigans.
- An alien is trying to destroy the world, and surprise Banjou is connected to/a part of that alien.
- For awhile he's possessed, by the alien, then Sento is possessed by the alien and-- Look, just a lot of possession is going on, and this alien is an asshole.
- An asshole who is trying to literally destroy the world.
- ... Eventually gets really close to doing it.
- Wait, shit! Gentoku joins the Kamen Rider team in there too somewhere.
- Stops everyone from dying! By... destroying two worlds to create a new third one. That's the same thing as saving the world, right? We're gonna say that's definitely the same thing, please don't question it.
- Ends up being one of only two people in the new world to remember the old one. Sento is the other one, so now they're stuck together forever, so good thing ADVENTURES made them EXTREMELY MARRIED BEST BROS.
Shorten this bullshit for me!
OK, HERE IT IS. Banjou is a half boy half alien all hero mostly good boy who lost his girlfriend, but gained a best friend who he only squabbles with 75% of the time, and many other great friends who he... also squabbles with about the same amount. Also he helped save the world (depending on your definition), so that's pretty cool.
